tommorrows april fool's day!!
yeah theres physics tutorial test to mug for,
and a freaky gp essay to complete.
how i wish mr chan would say, APRIL'S FOOL!! thrs no test!
omg thermal physcics.
btw i didnt take physics in mjc during pae!
i had GCME? geog h1 den h2 chem maths and econs
hey im currently taking 4h2 physics geog maths econs?
is this called cross combi?
i dun really know.
haha.
so, was mugging hard for PI yesterday
and slept at 4am
yehh euu guessed as much.
half dead hongchew trying to pay attention to the lecturer.
omg maths tutorial was the best eh!
copy one line of working, fall asleep, copy half a line, fall asleep.
omg crazy sia.
luckily i managed to pull thru econs tutorial!
geog tutorial was way too interesting for me to sleep. x)
rocks eh.
so cool luhh test for reaction with 1moldm-3 HCL
ad test for hardness by scratching the rock! lol
thank goodness PW was changed into dota lesson lmao.
saved my life.
was supposed to go home alone but i met weihao jason jiejing and jingyang
at the main gate so went home wif weihao on 36 instead.
omg we were so bloody tired luh!
sleeping like pigs
and i just slept from 6-7.30pm
now to mug physics!!
i wan to get a pass for the first time in my jc curriculum!!
heck care gp essay man! x)
buhbye x)!
shall update on my progress later! x)
Labels: 31st march
omg nows 3.26 in the morning
just completed my PI,
and haven done my econs tutorial yet
zz
im dead.phys test on tues.
im nt suited for jc life.YET.
Labels: omg sian man
TO ALL EMPLOYEES - EFFECTIVE JANUARY 2008
DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay rise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay rise.
SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
HOLIDAY DAYS
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
COMPASSIONATE LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
TOILET USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
SMOKING BREAKS
Smoke breaks are taken at your own risk and time.
Smoking KILLS and your company cannot be held responsible while smoking in company time.
When ever a smoke break is taken this is classed as unpaid time or leave as the company can and will not be part of the cause of your death or associated with it in any way .
LUNCH BREAKS
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
THE Management
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today, or rather yesterday,
i went back to meridian!x)
thrs so called outing to watch SGvsLEBANON at national stadium
i went back and met royce for lunch.
so nice! x)
waited for yunqi and her 2friends for 2hr++
before meeting up with daniel and chunkiet at whitesands,
before seeing SELENA at the stadium itself
selena is nice! x)
kays i was telling daniel,b4 we entered the ticketing rows,
that we should show our secondary school student pass to enjoy the 3 dollars tickets
instead of the 10 bucks.
he coolly told me, eh now dun have 3 bucks de.
nevertheless i flashed my card and got the 3 bucks ticket.
when daniel came out i saw him clutching the ten bucks ticket.
i was practically laughing my ass off before he realised that he just got scammed
ohya did i mention there were these 3 old malaysian men in front of me?
damn funny i know they are malaysian because they were waving this big white banner.
i was reading backwards and expectedto see SINGAPORE becuz i saw the S
however it was selangor
wth
den when the cameras zoomed onto them, they will stand up, wave like idiots and shout.
omg i was laughing my ass off thru out the match
SEE THE PICTURES BELOW FOR VISUAL EFFECTS X)
okayy the match was veh nice, with singapore scoring the onli two goals in the first 25 minutes.
Aleksandar Duric and Fazrul Nawaz got onto the scoresheet
the first came after the right winger of SG attempted a chip over the Lebanese defender in the penalty box at around 5 mins.
it deflected off the back of the defender
thus the ball was "lobbed" lightly up.
Duric caught it on the volley in the 6yard box and blasted it into the roof of the net, leaving the keeper wif no chance.
the second came from a cross-flank long ball into the left wing, leaving nawaz with loads of space.
He bursted into the penalty box and instead of passing to Duric, who was in a better position, he coolly curled the ball past the keeper into the SIDE netting for a great goal. superb solo effort dere.
singapore domninated proceedings in the 1st half.
however Lebanon sorta woke up and had majority of possession in the 2nd half.
Funny enuff, SG had loads of good chances more den them.
the holding midfielder of SG freed Duric up with a beautiful thru pass and it was one-on-one with the keeper
however duric curled the ball just wide of the post.
less than one min later, the same move happened again, with the SAME 2players on the counter attack.
this time, it hit the post to leave the score unchanged.
the other good chance came when noh rahman drove a low cross pass the keeper, leaving sharil ishak wif an open goal
i think he lost his balance and missed.
haha
stressed eh.
fahrudin produced a magnificent piledriver that forced the keeper to dive to his right, full stretched and parry the ball away for a corner kick.
BEAUTIFUL.x)
after the match we ate and went home haa
nothing much happened here eh.
thanks for tagging guys, and tell me to relink u via the tagboard if ure link doesnt work or isnt updated.thanks x)
gdnite to me and sweetdreamsx)
PE with TANYEWHWEE tml
good day
THE MAN!LIONEL LEWIS
RANDOM! X)
FREE KICK TO LEBANON
2ND LEBANON FREE KICK
SELANGOR!!
FUNNY X)
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currentLOVE= First Love by Utada Hikaru
ommg someone pls remind me NEVER to eat
from the VJC indian stall
should have listened to ben, hans, and julyn.
now headache, vomiting etc etc.
but i have to admiit, its nice! x)
lols.
i miss mj!
cant wait for wednesday!! triton 2 outing!!
im going back to mj for lunch wif royce b4 we leave for national
stadium to watch singapore vs lebanon. x)
for those who wan to join us, heres the details
MATCH: 3rd round Asian Zone World Cup Group 4 Qualifier:Singapore Young Lions VS Lebonon
Kick Off: Wednesday 26 March, 7.30pm
Ticket Details: Grandstand($18 if bought at jalan besar tomorrow, $25 on match day)
Gallery Adult( $8 till tomorrow, $10 on matchday)
Gallery Student( $3)
free entry for Primary School students and younger children
more details at http://www.fas.org.sg
of course we get to watch for free because we currently fall under the Primary Sch and younger children category x)
Good day x)
Labels: indian
A Fine Frenzy - Almost Lover lyrics
Your fingertips across my skin
The palm trees swaying in the wind
Images
You sang me Spanish lullabies
The sweetest sadness in your eyes
Clever trick
Well, I never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me
[Chorus]
Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do
We walked along a crowded street
You took my hand and danced with me
Images
And when you left, you kissed my lips
You told me you would never, ever forget
These images
Well, I'd never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me
[Chorus]
Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do
I cannot go to the ocean
I cannot drive the streets at night
I cannot wake up in the morning
Without you on my mind
So you're gone and I'm haunted
And I bet you are just fine
Did I make it that
Easy to walk right in and out
Of my life?
[Chorus]
Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do
Labels: almost lovers
women out dere
DUN BE OFFENDED!!
plz be reminded that this is entirely in good humour
so take it in ure stride x)
ELEMENT WOMAN
PROBLEMS OF MARRIAGE
WOMEN=problem EQUATION
hehehehe x)
Labels: omg women
thanks ehh.
its like i did all these for what?
this is rubbish man.
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Have You Ever - S Club 7
Sometimes it's wrong to walk away, though you think it's over
Knowing there's so much more to say
Suddenly the moment's gone
And all your dreams are upside down
And you just wanna change the way the world goes round
Tell me, have you ever loved and lost somebody
Wished there was a chance to say I'm sorry
Can't you see, that's the way I feel about you and me, Baby
Have you ever felt your heart was breaking
Lookin down the road you should be taking
I should know, cos I loved and lost the day I let you go
Can't help but think that this is wrong, we should be together
Back in your arms where I belong
Now I've finally realised it was forever that I've found
I'd give it all to change the way the world goes round
Tell me, have you ever loved and lost somebody
Wished there was a chance to say I'm sorry
Can't you see, that's the way I feel about you and me, Baby
Have you ever felt your heart was breaking
Lookin down the road you should be taking
I should know, cos I loved and lost the day I let you go
I really wanna hear you say that you know just how it feels
To have it all and let it slip away, can't you see
Even though the moment's gone, I'm still holding on somehow
Wishing I could change the way the world goes round
Tell me, have you ever loved and lost somebody
Wished there was a chance to say I'm sorry (I'm sorry)
Can't you see, (ohhh) that's the way I feel about you and me, Baby
Have you ever felt your heart was breaking
Lookin down the road you should be taking
I should know, (I should know) cos I loved and lost the day I let
Yes I loved and lost the day I let
Yes I loved and lost the day I let you go
Labels: have u ever
OMGOMG this is so funny that i have to post it at this unsightly hour
thr was vjcs51 class outing today.
den they were supposed to watch step up2.
but no tickets.
read on...(benjamin msged me)
benjamin: "wa F. just watched rule number 1 cos stupid step up 2 no tickets. i got owned badly and im currently suffering from trauma."
hongchew: "hahahaha!lmao! u still dere? sry late reply =)"
benjamin; "ya. trembling in my blanket."
hongchew: " dun b sad. at most ure chin bleeding(a scene from e movie."
benjamin: " lol. smack u."
hongchew: " i thot ***** said not scary?"
benjamin: " smack her too."
omg ben is just so funny.hahaha. IM GOING WATCH RULE NO.1!! WHO WANS IN?! x)
Labels: rule number one reviews by ben
currentLOVE: theleapyears theme song( imeem playlist no.21)
today was supposed to be GOOD friday,
but it didnt turn out so well after all eh.
STUCK AT HOME!
i mean, how bad can it get, staring at the com
and mapling for the whole day?
omg ya i was watching delightful girl chun hyang too
jae hee and chae young make such a cute couple!
euu guys should watch this scene mans!
its lik so... awwww!!!
haha omg i duno wats wrong wif me nowadays.
emooooo
i dun think im going out tml!
zz
wasted one day mapling lerh.
thus i shall mug hard tml!!
yeh hongchew is a responsible and studious boy! x)
acty i haven passed a test since i was integrated into
the jc curriculum!
omg yepps mjc and vjc tests
4 up to date!
mjc econs test: 8/20
mjc chem test: 5/20
mjc geog test: 9/24
vjc econs progress test: 5/20
mjc maths test: dun talk bout it
and ohya did i mention?
i got 22/50 for my gp essay.
according to mr choy(gp tutor)
"promising start, hongchew, bu you failed to elaborate any further.
your essay is not in depth.."
to summarize, it was crap. lols
watch the vid!
its nice ! x)
i totally love this scene x)
watch til 2mins!!
its like so uber sad larhh.
onli when they break up den he finally realised that the one he likes is her.
and thats the first display of affection he showed for her
EPISODE 6!!
yepps its a uber nice show.
i watch the whole series 8 times! x)
theres 17 episodes in total
all available on youtube.
its 11hr per episode!
MUSTWATCH X)
Labels: goodfriday
currentLOVE: Beyonce Knowles- Crazy in Love
omg it was a crazy week!
we had a new gp tutor! jackson i think
so cute larh nerd nerd de den look like 18
when hes around, 30?
lols. as he was saying,
"euu can call me jackson, but no offensive names..
like..jacky-baby."
omgomg uber farni larh the whole class was laughing like mad.
den after geog one day everyone was playing wif slingshots
that appeared from nowhere
jason shot a paper ball at zach.
den zach took jasons handphone and wanted to use it as ammunition.
jason was like" eh, NO!!"
damn funny. x)
and dere was NOKIA presents SCHOOL INVASION
on wednesday!!
shan wee and rosalyn from 987fm were the emcees.
and loads of bands came down.
omg i think i would have stayed for the whole thing if the muttons
were dere instead! x)
okayy im tired eh
the medicines making me drowsy.
have a good night guys! x)
benjamin doing homework
blueberrylongan!! x)
longan x)
ourdrinks! x)
HONGCHEW X)
my photog skills rock! right?!
my sonyericcsonservicecentre queue number x)
Labels: funny week
3. Stop And Stare
This town is cooler now
I think it's sick of us
It's time to make our move
I'm shakin' off the rust
I've got my heart set on anywhere but here
I'm staring down myself, counting up the years
Steady hands just take the wheel
Every glance is killing me
Time to make on elast appeal for the life I lead
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving, but I go nowhere
Yeah, I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're here not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need
Oh, can you see what I see
They're tryin' to come back, all my senses push
Untie the weight tags I never thought I could
Steady feet don't fail me now,
I'm gonna run till you can't walk
But something pulls my focus out, and I'm standing down.
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah, I know that everyone get scared
But I've become what I can't be
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're here not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need
Oh, you don't need
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah, I know that everyone get scared
But I've become what I can't be
Oh, do you see what I see.
Labels: stop and stare
omg feel so guilty
went for big breakfast at
princess macs wif michael
den played lan til 2
reached home at 3.30
omgomg half a day wasted!!
my maths test and geog project!!! x(
ohya meteorologists attributed the recent heavy thunderstorms to LaNina.
So cool right!! x)
when will we experience El Nino x)
hmm i still thot the rain emo-ing me lohh
thot that the monsoon season prolonged
or the june monsoon came a tad early.
wahaha.
now i have my answer!!
ohya check my playlist on imeem!!
loads of nice songs.
THE BEST!!! x)
http://profile.imeem.com/wrsaU4F/playlist/_TKyV18r/loveshongchew_x_music_playlist/
TAG GUYS TAG!!! X)
Labels: guilty
omg
i just realised
that theres h2 maths common test on week 1!!
and geog project!!
omgomg ohya i have a second handphone no le!
zz gtg mug!! x)
Labels: omg runrun
omg i have to start studying!
but what to study first?
HELP, ANYONE?!?!?!
Labels: holy? xD
yesterday
which is tuesday,
was supposed to be 4d class barbeque.
at samantha's house.
michael came to my house early to play table tennis.
den the rest came at 6plus.
zz we played game of life, table tennis, pool.
rarrhs.
den we went to sams house.
but its was raining!! x)
and lots of mozzies!!
so they decided to come back...diaox
imagine larhh
20 ppl cramped in one house.
zz
wheee
we went to watch water horse after that.
played monopoly til now.
gdnite.
i wan to sleep.x)
Labels: wow??
stupid bimbotic idiots like u have no right to comment on me.
period.
Labels: stupid freaks
yupyup
time flies.
b4 we know it, 3 weeks have passed since i entered victoria!
yeah nice class eh and i love the sch!
though i do miss meridian. x)
marine parade library and parkway parade are so nearby
so nice rite x)
and the computer labs have DOTA!
vj rocks x)
yepps today we were supposed to have PE
but shockingly we had PE LECTURE!! lmao
yesh euu got me, PE LECTURE?!!?!?
lols they taught us 3 theories to improve our fitness
and den had to plot a monthly timetable for exercise
no wonder ppl said vj fitness veh good. lols
we had a break after PE!!
yepps due to some reason yet known to hongchew,
i was sooooo hungry!!
pattaya rice was nice man x)
but the woman handled the food and money with the same unclean hands
wth.nvm.
after that was maths and geog lectures, geog tutorial
and physics tutorial
yepps early dismissal at 2.30 today
its gg to be 12.45 for tml
yepps gg back to ahs to play soccer x)
friday is TIE DAY! x)
bye guys, gtg mug x)
Labels: vjc week 3
yepps
its 3am in the morning
God knows wat im doing here
maybe mugging my gp essay
and stuff like that
gave up halfway and decided to bloghop
didnt know how but i ended up at youtube
watching emo videos
ahs ncc POP NDP orientation and stuff like that
watch le watch le i begin to realise
i really miss ahsncc larh.
the times we shared.the quarrels we had.
the laughs and cheers we shared. the outings and meetings.
the trainings where we went thru
rain and shine as a part.
"endure, ppl, endure!"
these were the words i wouldnt forget my whole life.
cuz it represents us, as a whole, going thru gruelling times,
encouraging one another, giving each other a pat on the back,
caring for ure friends, helping one another in need.
pumping as a part, getting drilled, physical training,
water parade, master parade, last parade.
the memories are etched deeply in my mind.
no one can tear them away from me.
neither will i forget euu guys.
AHSNCC, i miss u.
PART ALPHA' 04, i miss you.
PART BRAVO' 05,
PART CHARLIE'06,
PART DELTA'07,
I MISS YOU.
never had i experienced such everlasting friendship,
such care and corcern, such team spirit.
euu guys were there when i was down,
when i was out.
whenever something was up,
you guys were dere.
i will never forget the times we shared,
the bonds we created.
these bonds were meant to last,
AND THEY WILL,
AGAINST THE TEST OF TIME.
Labels: 3am
wahh so sad monday have to wear uniform lerh!
i miss ahs man
went back on yesterday to see my friends and to play soccer!
went 85 at nite to eat
didnt do much
today went to tampines stadium
with joel, edmond, waileong
to run!!
haha we ran 6 rounds, did some light pt
at the fitness corner,
den bathed at the sports hall b4 gg to tm
we ate macs!!
funny sia just run to lose calories den eat so much
zzz
watched meet the spartans x)
uber farni show!!
and the part whr the king ripped off his nippple
was justt too gross man
and after that he stapled it back on.
ewww
ohya we saw this trailer in the theatre
damn nice i tell euu.
its called rule number one
horror movie!!!
omg its so freaking nice!!!
im so going to watch it man!!
WHO WANT TO GO WATCH WIF ME?!?!
pls msg me if ure interested.
waileong and joel were covering their eyes
when they saw the trailer
yeah thats how scary it is x)
went to play soccer and lan aft that
sry today veh tired
short post
and tag guys!!! x)
gdnite
i miss euu x)
Labels: PTPTPT