omg jianee forwarded this email to me.
its freaking farni!!!

> > The JC Lightbulb Joke
> >
> > [THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGENDA.]
> >
> > Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
> > manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
> >
> > Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
> >
> > Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
> >
> > Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They can study without light.
> >
> > Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
> >
> > Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
> >
> > Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
> >
> > Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
> >
> > Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
> >
> > Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. Would they even bother?
> >
> > Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They believe in praying for it.
> >
> > Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
> >
> > Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: Huh, what litebarb?
> >
> > Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
> >
> > Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
> >
> > Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
> >
> > Q: Who wrote all this?
> > A: A TJCian.
> >
> > Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > A: None. They think they are already very bright.

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